AM: Hi everyone! Today I have in my design studio DeeDee who writes the famously funny blog It Coulda Been Worse. Welcome DeeDee!


DeeDee on the left and her much much younger sister Antique Mommy on the right.
AM: DeeDee is going to tell us how to turn trash into treasure in ways that Joan Steffend can only dream of.
DD: Thank you, it’s great to be here.
AM: So then, let’s get to it. You used to live in Los Angeles where you were the faux finisher to the stars, is that right?
DD: Um, well, no, not exactly. Back in the day, before children, before stretch marks, before the mommy van, it was not an unusual sight to see me cruising Burbank neighborhoods on trash day, in my black Toyota pickup. It is unbelievable what people throw away.
AM: So you were trash collector to the stars?
DD: Um, no. Not exactly.
AM: Is it fair to say that you were trashy?
DD: Well… could I just finish?
AM: Sure.
DD: I was a regular on the…
AM: Did you ever see George Clooney? What’s George like? Really? I’ll bet George throws away good stuff.
DD: What I was going to say is that I was a regular on the garage sale route. Not seeking out priceless valuable heirlooms, or one of a kind china from days gone by. No. I was looking for junk. Furniture. Old wood furniture, that no one else in their right mind would have looked twice at.
What began as a hobby in the early 90’s, soon blossomed into a business. I started out painting old furniture, simply to give it a fresh look and because I couldn’t afford anything new. Soon, I was finding other pieces, painting them, and putting them in hoopty ploopty stores in Los Angeles.
AM: I aspire to be hoopty and ploopty.
DD: This was about the time that the “shabby chic” look was hitting the market. I had no artistic training, or ability, for that matter. I just had a desire to make something pretty out of something not so pretty. And I didn’t mind getting dirty in the process.
AM: What qualities are you looking for in your junk DeeDee, besides, you know, junky?
DD: When I was seeking out junk, I was first and foremost looking for potential. It became a game with me — find the ugliest, most disgusting piece of furniture, and turn it into something beautiful. One of my favorite pieces was a corner desk I found. Someone had taken a magic marker to it and the color was just hideous. I bought it for maybe a dollar. Made it beautiful. And sold it for $250.00.
AM: Wow! $250? Amen and you go girl to that. Is there anything that would make you pass on a particular piece? What if it had 85 coats of paint on it?
DD: I would never bother to strip off the old paint. WAY too much work. I just sanded down the finish, washed it, then applied primer to get the base coat to stick. I really loved it when a piece had a lot of pre-existing paint, because, as I distressed it in the end, sometimes I could get other colors of paint to peek through, giving it a wonderful patina and well worn look which is great when you have children.
The only thing that would make me pass on a piece, besides a ridiculous price, is the construction. If it wasn’t well constructed, I passed. Elmer’s wood glue can only perform so many miracles.
AM: So once you’ve found an exquisite piece of junk, what’s your process for spinning wood into gold?
DD: First, inspect the piece to make certain that nothing needs to be glued. Next, lightly sand it with 100 grit sandpaper, to give it some “tooth” so that paint will stick. Then, give it a bath. Use a mild soap (I used TSP which you can get at any hardware store) that’s okay to use on wood, dampen a sponge, and lightly wash the piece down, removing all traces of dirt and residue from the sandpaper.
After the piece dries, give it a coat or two of a water based primer. My favorite is Kilz. Then you’re ready for your base coat of acrylic paint.
Here’s a tip just for your readers, because I know they are special: Search home improvement stores for their “oops” paints. These are paints that were mixed and for whatever reason and not sold. I saved a lot of money that way. I always used water based paints. The clean up was much easier and less toxic. My favorite base colors were flat white and antique white.
AM: I personally am a big fan of “antique” white.
DD: Then I would go crazy with trim colors.
When it comes to decorative trims and embellishments, you can keep it as simple as you want. Stripes are easy with painters tape, and you can use stencils for anything more complicated. I finally got comfortable painting flowers and vines freehand. First, I watched a video series on oil painting, using the double loading method. About this time, Donna Dewberry came out with her one-stroke method of using two colors on a brush to get a three dimensional feel with acrylic paint. I melded the two, and came up with my own style. And people, it’s just paint. If you screw it up, paint over it and try try again.
I love the “distressed” look of worn furniture. Probably because I can relate to it. After I completed the painting, I took some fine sandpaper, and sanded off the edges, where wear naturally would occur. Then, using a tack cloth, or good dust rag, clean off all the dust. Finally, seal the piece using a satin water-based clear top coat then stand back and admire your work. Call your friends over and let them admire it. Serve drinks and chips.
AM: Who was your most famous client? Or are you sworn to secrecy?
DD: Most famous client? Val Kilmer and then wife, Joanne Whalley Kilmer, bought a high chair I painted as a gift for a baby shower.
AM: Val Kilmer, oh so hot as Jim Morrison. Give me a moment so I can fan myself….
AM: Okay! Thanks DeeDee! Great stuff! You prove that it’s never too late for the old, unwanted and trashy. Uh, you know what I mean. Might I just say here that you’ve got great hair!
DD: Right back atcha’ sister.
AM: Hey DeeDee, thanks for stopping by Inspired Spaces!
Below are some examples of DeeDee’s work:


On the left, a trifold screen helps to create cottage-style ambiance. On the right a charming night stand for a little girl’s room.


When DeeDee came across this old army trunk it was in her words “truly awful and army green” which is redundant. She redeemed it with a little paint and imagination and eventually sold it to a soap opera actress.
Here are some examples of my trash to treasure stuff. Child insisted on being in the picture, so whatever. When I want to take a picture of him he runs away.
On the left is an old sideboard I found in a junk store for a few bucks which I used as a changing table for Sean’s room. Because it wasn’t really a changing table, after we were through the diaper years, I simply removed the changing cushion and it became a low-boy style dresser. I painted it black and then did a torn brown paper finish on the drawer fronts. On top of that I added some torn safari paper in keeping with his Serengeti safari-themed room. I lined the drawers with black felt.
On the right is a dresser that is Early American in style that belonged to Antique Daddy
when he was single which should give you an idea of how old it is. I removed the spread eagle-style drawer pulls and replaced them with simple black pulls. I used leopard print scrapbooking paper that I tore into pieces and decopauged on the drawer fronts.
Do you have a trash to treasure success story? Send me an email telling me the story of how you found the piece, what you did to it, along with a picture and I may feature it in an upcoming post.